That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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