3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
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