we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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