I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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