but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
We need a shit load of segways right now
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
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