This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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