..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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