I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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