I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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