I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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