I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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