You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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