dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
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