i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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