you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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