I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
my shit smells like andre
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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