Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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