you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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