Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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