Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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