Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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