Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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