You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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