Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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