i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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