i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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