dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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