These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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