i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
He felt like a one man threesome
She tied me up with her honor cords...
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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