Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
