sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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