I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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