He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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