you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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