Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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