he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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