ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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