Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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