ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
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