are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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