Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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