Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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