What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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