Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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