This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I am naked and annoyed.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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