Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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