He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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