Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
He felt like a one man threesome
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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