Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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