using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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