is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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