I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
